I want see Luigi VS Tails, Dr. Wily VS Dr. Eggman, DK VS Knuckles, Wario VS Shadow, Freddy Kruger VS NiGHTS, Tempo VS Phantom R, Nana VS Amy and Diddy Kong VS Aiai...
Ok I'm gonna try explaining it! (inb4 banned ;m;) Blue waffle is a "shock" picture on the internet. It shows a photo of a woman's g.enitals, but it's... well, very swollen and blue. It's a type of uncommon S.TD, I believe. I recommend to NOT see it, like many shock things out there. (Meatspin, 2girls1cup, 1man1jar, etc.)
LOL! Go down, Mario! I hate you! Mario Bros is always so fr**king hard. And when you finally finish world one, you notice: "OH NOES!!! Seven worlds left!!"
C'mon guys, this "Blue Waffle" thing is a fake! The picture is purely photoshopped, and just made for shock value. There's no known STD that causes blue waffle. It's acttualy a different type of STD photoshopped into something diffrent, so no need to worry. I looked it up, and it didn't "shock", "disturbed", "scared", or anything else. Mabey I should become a doctor...xD
Objection! Based on facts from an episode oof Game Theory, in the original Sonic game he went slower than Mario (based on the character's size and the calculated length of the course) in his original game. He also never actually beat the speed of sound in any of his games, furthermore the fastest person in Sonic is Dr. Robotnik.
^Well Sonic is a little more modern now. He's pretty fast, especially when he gets a white wisp in Sonic Colors. If Mario was faster than him before, he certainly isn't now. And that's the point being referred to in this comic.
Reply two: Dr. Future eightyeight, in all *D Sonic games Sonic chases Eggman at the end of the game, but Eggman always beats him in those foot races. Again from calculations Eggman goes from 0mph to 60mph in 0.6 of a second, faster than most modern cars. So yeah.
Comments
26 May, 2013, 1:49 am
HE'S THE FASTEST THING ALIVE! XD
26 May, 2013, 1:53 am
Better than Rainbow Dash!Yeah!XD
26 May, 2013, 2:02 am
Durrr... I'm gonna look that up now.
...
*scared for life
26 May, 2013, 2:04 am
Ppppfft go sonic!
26 May, 2013, 2:15 am
someone tell me what blue waffle is before I look it up.
26 May, 2013, 2:36 am
I want see Luigi VS Tails, Dr. Wily VS Dr. Eggman, DK VS Knuckles, Wario VS Shadow, Freddy Kruger VS NiGHTS, Tempo VS Phantom R, Nana VS Amy and Diddy Kong VS Aiai...
26 May, 2013, 4:13 am
How Mario & Sonic at the olympic games started XD Jk
26 May, 2013, 5:51 am
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! XD
26 May, 2013, 11:36 am
If someone says what blue waffle means... everyone would probably try to ban them... :l
26 May, 2013, 3:25 pm
Ok I'm gonna try explaining it! (inb4 banned ;m;)
Blue waffle is a "shock" picture on the internet. It shows a photo of a woman's g.enitals, but it's... well, very swollen and blue. It's a type of uncommon S.TD, I believe. I recommend to NOT see it, like many shock things out there. (Meatspin, 2girls1cup, 1man1jar, etc.)
26 May, 2013, 3:28 pm
Feel free to delete that. ^
26 May, 2013, 3:53 pm
I Hate Blue Waffle I was sick after my friend said 2 check it
26 May, 2013, 5:34 pm
lol that blue waffle. my friend told me to look it up, so i did. im not scared.
26 May, 2013, 6:10 pm
good to know.
26 May, 2013, 7:16 pm
LOL! Go down, Mario! I hate you! Mario Bros is always so fr**king hard. And when you finally finish world one, you notice: "OH NOES!!! Seven worlds left!!"
26 May, 2013, 11:07 pm
Sonic: Hey ch.ump!
Mario:What?
Sonic: Wanna race me?
Mario:BRING IT ON!
*ZIP!*
Mario: ...
...
...
Why I'd be a monkey's uncle. O_O
26 May, 2013, 11:19 pm
C'mon guys, this "Blue Waffle" thing is a fake! The picture is purely photoshopped, and just made for shock value.
There's no known STD that causes blue waffle.
It's acttualy a different type of STD photoshopped into something diffrent, so no need to worry.
I looked it up, and it didn't "shock", "disturbed", "scared", or anything else. Mabey I should become a doctor...xD
27 May, 2013, 1:12 am
Ewww....
27 May, 2013, 2:36 am
^Or a priest.
28 May, 2013, 3:38 am
i guess he's a red pancake
28 May, 2013, 4:48 am
SONIC IS NOT FASTER THAN RAINBOW DASH!!! (although they did tie in a race)
29 May, 2013, 4:42 am
I sure "Dr. Mario" has seen a Blue Waffle...
29 May, 2013, 10:45 pm
*Gasp* I made it in to Weeks Best!!! Thank you all!! Free cookies for everyone!! XD
29 May, 2013, 11:13 pm
well mario uses star power then its a race...
30 May, 2013, 11:52 pm
XD
31 May, 2013, 4:01 pm
mario is way better than sonic
01 Jun, 2013, 7:04 am
surprisingly, im still pure. even though i learned about it in seventh grade o.O
01 Jun, 2013, 11:43 am
Nice! Liked* Check my gallery
01 Jun, 2013, 4:46 pm
Blue Waffle? D:
02 Jun, 2013, 10:34 pm
what in the freakin world does blue waffle mean!!!!!!!!
03 Jun, 2013, 12:07 am
Objection! Based on facts from an episode oof Game Theory, in the original Sonic game he went slower than Mario (based on the character's size and the calculated length of the course) in his original game. He also never actually beat the speed of sound in any of his games, furthermore the fastest person in Sonic is Dr. Robotnik.
04 Jun, 2013, 10:46 pm
^Well Sonic is a little more modern now. He's pretty fast, especially when he gets a white wisp in Sonic Colors. If Mario was faster than him before, he certainly isn't now. And that's the point being referred to in this comic.
This is in Top Ranked, Btw.
10 Jun, 2013, 3:26 am
obviusly Dr.Mario has seen it...peach, daisy, toadette...well, MARIO mustve done it to peach...to hard that night maybe...>8)
10 Jun, 2013, 3:28 am
^objectionx2-robotnik(AKA Dr.Eggman)is faster cuz he is ALWAYS traveling/moving via invented flying ride!thats how he's "faster"
13 Jun, 2013, 6:24 am
I looked up Blue waffle after this. Results:One blue bottom, one million blue waffles.
16 Jun, 2013, 6:35 pm
mario games arn't slowed down he jumps with precise accuracy!!!
20 Jun, 2013, 3:34 pm
umm... look up "game theory : unimpressive sonic" MARIO IS ACTUALLY FASTER OUT OF BOTH OF THEIR FIRST GAMES!
01 Jul, 2013, 1:29 am
Just looked up Blue Waffle.
Scard for life O_O
06 Jul, 2013, 4:39 am
So, gross and shrivled up bewbs is what I'm getting here. XD
04 Aug, 2013, 2:40 pm
I shall never search "Blue Waffle ever again....
23 Aug, 2013, 1:33 am
Reply 1: AC no matter what Sonic does he NEVER breaches the speed of sound.
23 Aug, 2013, 1:37 am
Reply two: Dr. Future eightyeight, in all *D Sonic games Sonic chases Eggman at the end of the game, but Eggman always beats him in those foot races. Again from calculations Eggman goes from 0mph to 60mph in 0.6 of a second, faster than most modern cars. So yeah.
15 Oct, 2013, 4:35 am
g.od i dont know what to say
26 Nov, 2013, 4:08 am
O.o
30 Nov, 2013, 4:29 am
3rd panel, PERFECT. lolz
11 Dec, 2013, 4:28 am
meh, sonics good, hes only as fast as a BABY!!my charactor, #DrRobort can FASTER then freekeeng light!!(thts one of his ways to timetravel)
20 Oct, 2024, 9:32 am
It's funny since Mario probably took the Gold medal in the aquatics category.