imagine if someone got... married to your mom XD

or picked your nose with my bu.tt XD

hugged editor.....really?

firebolt00: XDD I never even thought of that. That's hilarious!

Zebra: Woo! Partying with Eyebrows himself! Lucky bum xDD

ivan15: You should be honored! :o

Cuddled with Germany ^_^

Epic: :O woah /fist bump

MissRockyHorror: Lucky! Germany is so cute >w<

Reeeeeeeeeeen... why do you hate meeeeeeee?? xDDD
Apparently Taylor Swift and I made a day of picking our noses.

#RAGGLEFRAGGLE
#IDontEven

Well, I was gonna kvetch about not being in the chart on the right, but then I saw "The Pizza Guy".
And "No one".
Aaaand Chuck Norris.

#IAmEverywhere

I picked my nose with a cat. Kay.

i picked my nose with taylor swift

yay. :/

I married the editor...of what exactly? xD

Wait a sec *Takes off imaginary glasses slowly and peers closely at screen* That's not...MY NAME IS IT? xD Omg, so many ackward things are going to happen to me now....

I robbed a bank with Mario, apparently. Chuck Norris might have been a better partner to have on that mission, but OK.

Thin: I HAD YOUR NAME ON THERE THEN ERASED AND THEN I WROTE IT UP AGAIN AND FORGOT IT
GAH I'M SO SORRY EHYBDJHN
YOU'RE THE PIZZA GUY NOW DB
xDD You should sell Taylor Swift's boogies on ebay.

Fanny: :O Editor is #Author's genderbent self!
LOL SOMEONE MIGHT GET TO PICK THEIR NOSE WITH YOU.

DoctorPebphiz: Mario is a good man. Give him half of the stolen goods.

Maginary: I bet Taylor Swift enjoyed that xDD
Bri'sObsessionCorner: It's shedding season, ya'know :O

^^^ (Butting in to conversation)
UGH. Tell me about it. Every time I wear a black shirt I have to pick my cat up with arms held out in front of me, or I get COATED in fur. xD

Also...
*enemies

#ButLazySpellingIsMoreFun

hmmm, first bumped kuma, am i a complete idiot for not knowing who kuma is?

ooohhh! to bad i wasnt born on the 4th... i could have kil.led my bro.... :P i just kil.led a cat instead..... T-T

i hugged the pizza guy, great.... (starts laughing) XD

I shook hands w/ a dog... Ima do a Hetalia version. XD

Piked my nose with myself... :P
Of course no one would want to see it anyway!

Skydiving with my 3DS. I wonder if I got street pass :D

Thin: we weren't even talking to yooouu get out of the wooorrllld
IKR. Dude, everytime I pick up that gosh darn cat, while wearing some dark, it's like I'm wearing a fur coat.
ah skrew spelling /flop

Rio4Evr: AMG THAT'S JUST THE BEST.

angie irish: Kuma is an amazing Colors! artist! :O His art style is really cute! Check him out you #CoffeeKuma

:.dragon.queen.: -burys cat- i won't say anything if you don't.

krypzoki: The pizza guy now takes hugs as tips! O:

Sychowolf!: AMG, PLEASE DO. TuT I would so love to see it.

VanillaScoots: o-p Did you take pictures? /iscreep

Cat-Maker: XD I hope he's not lactose intolerant!

Neeshy: Better check how many play coins you've earned! :D

HetaliaFanAmerica: I flippin' /love/ America! :D he's almost as awesome Prussia! Denmark is pretty sweet too ;3
IT'S OKAY, HETALIAFAN. I'M FOREVER ALONE TOO.
Fruitloop800: I hear Italy would make a great housewife! :O And he's great at cooking! Two birds with one stone!

But then she'd divorce you and wright a song about it...
Her being hawt is totally worth it tho xD

i think i talk too much

But #Author is a girl..and she genderbends herself to be a guy...and I'm married to the Editor, who is the genderbent version of Author who is a girl and that means...I MARRIED A GUY! D:

Wow... I skydived with your bu.tt... xD

Fanny: I smell a crack pairing. ;>

Painted Wolf: xD I'm looking forward to hear her next song. I hear it's going to be about you.
IT'S NOT TOO LATE. YOU COULD WIN OVER HIS HEART. I MEAN, IT WON'T BE HARD. IT'S ITALY.

Zirrious: I'd like my ar.se back now.

Reen: I totally accept hugs as tips! #TheseAreFacts

dec 21.. -.-

I ate dinner with cheese...

It seems my cousion shook hands with her buttt...

Thinline: I would TOTALLY trade a pizza for a hug! :D
You get a hug and I get a free pizza! Two birds, one stone!

iReema123: xDD stranger things have happened!

OcarinaTimeLord: LMFAO IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!

Huntsman: I hear people pay good money to see someone shake hands with their buttt. :>

I shook hands with your foot...
...
awkward...

Fistbumped your mom, cause we tight like that.

shook hands with editor
man, I wish I was O4/19! D:

Ki.lled a cat....D': NOOOOOOOO

^EXACLY THE SAME! O_o

I would sure hate to be the unlucky souls who were born on February 29. Not only would they officially celebrate their birthday once every four years, but they would also have to deal with Chuck Norris hunting them down. Good luck!

I'm married to Kuma... I didn't even know him before now... ;-;

skydived with a rat

i cuddled with myself -<3
JK XD

ate dinner with a...........cat YIPEEEEE-wait a DOG?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cuddled with Germany?! He a bit mean, but whatever!!

- Nagi^^

my cat robbed a bank with Luigi.>:( friend 1. picked her nose with a shoe XD friend 2. handcuffed for life to my 3DS. >:( mom married to en.g.land not inoproopriate colors! >:( dad skydived with a cat lucky him >:( everything! that i no of

Skydived with my shoe... /sarcasm//How exciting!

Me: Fist bumped Author
Mom: Fist bumped no one. Forever Alone
Sister: Cuddled with cheese! XD She likes cheese in real life!

I'd hate to be the suckers borne Sept. 21. LOL

Im hancuffed for life to no one My dad robbed a bank with my 3ds

Skydived with the pizza guy. ;)

Im married to Germany

I killed ... a shoe ? O_o

I went sky-diving with myself, my brother robbed a bank with my dad, my dad is mortal enemies with himself, my other brother went sky-diving with ReenyBeenie67, and my mom robbed a bank with Mario.

We're totally normal.

Someone else pointed this out, but Febuary 29... you're doomed. "XD

WHAT THE HEAK? I SHOOK HANDS WITH A FISH?? LOL

I fist bumped Chuck Norris. Ouch

i killed my 3ds ;-;

Handcuffed for life to a shoe.
Certainly hope its not the shoe I'm wearing. xD

i fist pumped my foot ummmm how does that work !?!

Handcuffed for life to my 3DS.
...somehow i'm okay with this.

Skydived with my 3DS

Killed the pizza guy... ;_;

I shooked hands w/ Germany...

My best friend is married to all of 3ngl4nd...0-0

well i first bumped with a shoe... wel now thats not werid at all!XD

I hugged your but.t. Holy shi*, I'm weird.

^ my bu.tt says thank you for the hug xD

Ok i'm mortal enemies with.....

MYSELF?!?!
(sad face)

Skydived with the pizza man

i thought i got married to america but insted i got a fish ; - ;

Mortal enemies with Germany...
Well then...
I don't know what else to say other than the fact that I am Jewish...

i shook hands with my foot? if that makes any sense at all...

Me: mortal enimies with Luigi :(
Sister: Ate dinner with your dad ?
Mom: picked my nose with zelda XD
My dog: married to germany :D

All of the above except killed, picked my nose, married and mortal enemies.
Taylor Swift.

Married to a fish? IS IT DARWIN?! 'cause that wouldn't be bad at ALL! XD

Fist Bumped The Pizza Guy. XD

me: ate dinner w/t Editor (?)
mah cat Dargo: skydived w/t ReenyBeenie67
cat Suki: Fist bumped Kuma
Cat Padme: Married to Kuma
cat Jack: killed Franman
sister: Mortal enemies w/t Franman
lol

I would be mortal enemies with Taylor Swift

fist bumped my mom

@Flybot98 I robbed a bank with a fish

:skull:

@_RylanRockstar_
I fist bumped Taylor Swift XDDDDD

@-Pretty_Pink-
wait how do u do this??

@_RylanRockstar_
Whens your bday?

@-Pretty_Pink-
Febuary 7th

@_RylanRockstar_

Your's is
'Mortal Enemies With Author'

Wait, I think author is the one who made this xD

wait nvm

@-Pretty_Pink-
LMAO

THATS PERFECT XD

@_RylanRockstar_
LMAOOO

@-Pretty_Pink-
IM GETTING OLLDDDDD
Im turning 15 in 12 daysssss :sob:

@_RylanRockstar_
WHAT??
IM ONLY 13 GASP :0
I turn 14 in June

@-Pretty_Pink-
Dangggg
small child XDXD

@-Pretty_Pink-
I WISH I COULD CHANGE MY B DAYYY
IT TAKES FOREVER TO GET HERE

@_RylanRockstar_
I'm the youngest in my friend group ;_;

@_RylanRockstar_
MINES IN JUNEEEE
I LOVE IT BC ITS IN THE SUMMERR!!

@-Pretty_Pink-
welll i mean that means youll live longer than them :nerd:

@_RylanRockstar_
Hmmm not quite xD
I could die rn 0-0

@-Pretty_Pink-
dont think abt that bro lmao-

im gonna be 41 in 2050 :sob:

@_RylanRockstar_
I'm gonna be 40 in 2050 :skull:

@-Pretty_Pink-
HAHAHAHA

@_RylanRockstar_

I'ma be an old lady :skull:

@-Pretty_Pink-

bro vio is gonna be 41 in 2050 aswell
:skull:
@L4IN4-R0CKST4R WHEneVer yoU gEt oN youR goNna bE olDddd

@_RylanRockstar_
NAW CAUSE I LEAVE SCHOOL IN 2026

@-Pretty_Pink-
i leave school innnn
idk tbh
2030?
2029?

@_RylanRockstar_
WOW?!

@-Pretty_Pink-
fr
:skull:

@-Pretty_Pink-
:) after school im gonna try to be an NFL player, or i can just be a Dancing instructot :P

@-Pretty_Pink-
instructor*

@_RylanRockstar_
Wait, whats NFL? Laina said something about that to me the other day

@-Pretty_Pink-
National Football League

@_RylanRockstar_
OHHHH
I don't think I've ever met a boy who doesn't wanna be some sports player when they're older XD

@-Pretty_Pink-
PFFF HHAHA
FOOTBALL IS MY LIFEEEEE

@_RylanRockstar_
LOLLL
Tbh I only like netball and table tennis XD
I'm so bad at football though 0-0

@-Pretty_Pink-
Meh i rather be a dance instructor though!! i really like teaching people dancing and stuff.
Sports are more like just something i like to do, probably not something i really wan't as a job XD

@_RylanRockstar_
Hey, are you Laina, pranking me? :P

@_RylanRockstar_
Laina says wan't instead or want
:P

@-Pretty_Pink-

Is netball volleyball?
and is table tennis, like with the ping pong balls, and a table divided by the net? bc in the United States we just call it ping-pong lolll

@-Pretty_Pink-

no???

@_RylanRockstar_
Its basketball but you throw/ pass the ball instead of bouncing! And yeah!

@-Pretty_Pink-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRO CAUGHT MEEEEEEEE :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: :sob: I HAD THIS WHOLE THING PLANNEEDDD :sob: :sob:

@_RylanRockstar_

;_;

@_RylanRockstar_
You f-ucking tw-at :skull:
I knew it was you

@-Pretty_Pink-
I WAS GONNA PRETEND TO BE HIM AND THEN SAY HE LIKED YOU :sob: :sob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS TRYING TO FIX MY GRAMERRRR

@-Pretty_Pink-
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :sob:

@-Pretty_Pink-

:_: i cant prank u can i

@-Pretty_Pink-
im wheezing *v*

@_RylanRockstar_

;_;
I hate you ;_;

@_RylanRockstar_
I knew it bc you kept on taking forever to reply

@-Pretty_Pink-
GRAAAA ITS SO HARD TO LOG IN ON TWO ACCOUNTSSS I TRIEDDDD

@-Pretty_Pink-

i love you too :_:

I'M HANDCUFFED TO MY MOM FOREVER????

@burnt8bit mortal enemies with my foot wtj did it do

@kokO_pUffz
tell me now

@_nikoniko hugged italy :innocent:

@burnt8bit help youre compared to mine :sob:

@_nikoniko GGFBGTFJFHHFABBGD

@_nikoniko I ****** LINK??

@_nikoniko MURDERED *

@kokO_pUffz LMAO I LITERALLY TAGGED YOU IN THIS FOR THAT REACTION

@kokO_pUffz IM MORTAL ENEMIES WITH MY FOOT :wolf:

@burnt8bit YOURS IS SO NORMAL HELP

@_nikoniko YOURS IS BETTER THAN MINE

@burnt8bit WHAT DID IT DO

@_nikoniko IT PROBABLY STARTED IT BY MAKING YOU WALK INTO A WALL

@burnt8bit WAAAA

@_nikoniko COMFORTS