momma joke by flachyleech

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painted on a Nintendo 3DS
05 May, 2013, 5:18 am
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flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:19 am

yo momma is so fat she had a bath in a lake

awseomeness

05 May, 2013, 5:24 am

yo mama so fat when bob the builder walked by she said " can we fix" he said "no we cant"

awseomeness

05 May, 2013, 5:25 am

yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gummball to fallout

awseomeness

05 May, 2013, 5:26 am

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:28 am

ur momma so poor she had 2 take the trash in

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:31 am

ur momma is so poor her fase was on a food stamp

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:34 am

yo momma is so poor her tv has 2 channels.ON and OFF

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:37 am

yo momma is so stupid she trip on a cordless phone

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:43 am

yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:51 am

yo momma is so stupid she ask me what did yeild mean,i said "slow down"

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:52 am

and she said"what...do...yeild...mean?"

action classic

05 May, 2013, 6:22 am

chuck norris told a yo momma joke and people laughed

bubba1

05 May, 2013, 7:02 am

ur momma so fat when she fell off the bed she fell off both sides

bubba1

05 May, 2013, 7:08 am

yo momma so fat she eats wheat thicks

bubba1

05 May, 2013, 7:09 am

yo mommas so fat we are in her right now

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:24 am

Yo mama so fat, she uses a matress for a maxi pad.

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:25 am

Your mama so fat, when she swims in the ocean jets try to land on her.

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:26 am

Yo mama so ugly, she has to sneak up on a glass of water to take a drink.

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:27 am

yo mama so poor, she tried to put a cheesburger on layaway.

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:29 am

yo mama so dumb, she drags a car door on a rope and rolls down the window when she gets hot.

GreaseMonkey3k

05 May, 2013, 7:30 am

yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles cars slow down.

flachyleech

05 May, 2013, 5:18 pm

yo momma is so stupid she stop on a stop sign and waited for it to say go

1DFanGirl

05 May, 2013, 6:55 pm

yo mamma so fat when she jumped, she got stuck

1DFanGirl

05 May, 2013, 6:56 pm

Yo mamma sooo ugly, she made an union cry XD

1DFanGirl

05 May, 2013, 6:59 pm

Yo mamma soooooo fat when she put a yellow raincoat on, people thought she was a Taxi

1DFanGirl

05 May, 2013, 7:02 pm

Yo mamma so ugly when she looked out her window, the police arrested her for mooning XD

AmsterdamBrisk

05 May, 2013, 10:35 pm

yo your momma so ulgly they mistake her as a whale

Silverfang

06 May, 2013, 6:43 am

your momma so hairy when u was born you got carpet burned bro

flachyleech

13 May, 2013, 3:16 am

im the boss at momma jokes

Mike Siderio

01 Jun, 2013, 10:38 pm

Your momma is so stupid, that when I said, "Christmas is around the corner," she went looking for it.

Mike Siderio

01 Jun, 2013, 10:41 pm

Your momma is so fat, you couldn't tell she was pregnant.

Mike Siderio

01 Jun, 2013, 10:43 pm

Your momma is so stupid, she said zero plus zero equals negative nine-thousand.

EnderGirl

02 Jun, 2013, 1:18 am

yo mamma so nice,a robber asked her for all her cash and she gave him her bank pas.sword and all the money in her house.

thecatist

03 Jun, 2013, 5:37 am

yo mommas soooooo fat that when she walked by the tv you missed 18 episodes plus commercials

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