Mmmkay
Narrator starts

'The area was almost like a dome, no corners; only a forest and little way to survive. Around the circle arena was a cliff. If you fall off you fall to your death; you're then gone, forever.'

*grabs random bag & darts for the forest* SQUIRRELS!!

*runs the opposite way into the forest* I DON'T WANT THIS!!

(omfj i cant stop laughin) ...... OMFJ SQUIRREL!!

*runs back and grabs a bag and runs back into the forest, scream!ng like a dying banshee* TRACKER JACKERS

*hit by the knife and stumbles into a tree* Nnngh... sh!t.

*stops runnin* uhhh *takes out bow & arrow* ... *grabs poison dart frog* :D MU.RDER TIME

*bleeding* sh!t, sh!t, sh!t...

*drops to floor* OMFJ... *hears Lud* ... *runs by lud and drops guaze by his feet* WEEEEEEEE!!

MEI RUN FOR YOUR SANITY!!
or life.

*climbs tree & shoots arrow at Dblin* *laughin hysterically*

*throws knife at Dublin* ...I seriously hope it hit her leg...

*limps into forest, sneaking up near JD* ...

*chases after and pulls out bow* ...!
*shoots arrow at JD*

*sqeaks* ... *looks down* KNEW IT. *drops rock from pack*

*climbs down* Lets see now, Dubby is swimmin, JD is bein an idiot, Lud is hurt, Phelix... idefk. *runs to pond* heheh

(brb, gonna go eat)

*laughs like bellatrix* *blade hit my arm* ... that didnt hurt... why? I WAS BORN WITH SOME DEAD PAIN RECEPTORS *takes blade out* extra guaze... *takes off runnin* BYE DUBBY

I swear im not lyin... *checks pack* water, guaze, rocks, arrows, sticks, food... i can make more YEAH BIATCHES! *runs in circles*

*blinks twice and gets up*
That scared the sh!t outta me... who the hell died?

*climbs tree* JD... *serious face* my injury... *grabs guaze & tightly wraps in around* it didnr go deep, good...

You know, the scratch above my eye is bleeding now... ya think I should do something for it?...
and a tourniquet would be good for my leg... yeah, you should.

*eyes dart*... *hears crack* sh!t... *climbs higher* hi squirrel... good, im safe here

*hearing the 'fwip'*
Someone's nearby, eh? Surprised nobody's asleep... *follows the sound after wrapping gauze around the wounds*

*sees lud*... i have to do this or i'll die... *aims arrow* just a little more...

*whispering* JD again, eh? District 13, you're such a stupid colony... making that much noise...

*pulls out bow, fixing the arrow at JD's head*
...

*shoots before anyone notices* ....please hit....
*arrow hits just next to JD's head* SH!T.

Do y'all think I'm useless or something? Obviously none of you know what I'm actually capable of WITHOUT using any fancy magic or weapons, JUST by knowing a bit about the human body... and how to k!ll someone with just a touch.

*mumbles* just a bit, just a bit... not just a bit, more like a smidgeon... is that important?...

*flinches and falls over* What was that...?! I think it was an insect, but...

(peroxide)
It's a spider, judging by the way my heart is slowing down and it's getting harder to breathe... oh, great... just great.... let me stab him....

*hears the ignition of the flames* Ohh... and the asthma will kick in soon. Yippee...
*trees nearby catch on fire, knocking a large branch onto my leg*

...h...HELP!! PLEASE!!!
*trees in front catch on fire*

*hyperventilating* I... Can't... Die... Like... This...!!

((ehh, only if we're near death we'll use them. :T))

Can't... breathe..... need.... air.... *grabs at nothing, eyes clouding over*

((I WAS SO CONFUSED, THANK YOU FOR CLEARING THAT UP X'D))

*grabs inhaler weakly, just barely strong enough to hold it* ....

((OMFJ IM AN ORANGE BELT NOW)) *runnin covered in sweat* OMFJ I CANT STOP! *crashes in Lud*... hi. i saw a wolf. it let me pet him. YES HE WAS A HE.

((so I heard... I was a purple belt when I stopped. I did tae kwon do))
*drops inhaler and chokes* ....!!

Lud! *sticks inhaler in ur mouth*... sorry o_o'

*breathes heavily, eyes returning to normal* ....thank... you...
*faints*

TOMORROW WON'T COME. YOU'RE TALKING TO A PESSIMIST.
yeah, tomorrow then.

((idc)) He fainted... so when are we guna k!ll eachother? this is bad, Dublin's pretty good D:

((have you forgotten fainted people can't talk? they aren't pokemon XD))

((you guys... k!lling her off before she's even here? god... you're mean... ))

No, I'm not dead... good... but I can't really see well, now can I? Oh well... *gets up, only to fall again* OW... I think my leg's broken... sh!t... I'm probably gonna be the first to die, I just know it... who am I kidding? I'm a f*cking wimp... the only things I can actually bring myself to k!ll are insects... although maybe if I'm cornered I'll slash out... no, probably not... why'd they pick me? I'm useless here...

...hmm? *picks up parachute and package* Who's is this? It's not mine, is it?

even if it isn't, it's mine now... *opens package* Ointment? Well... that's good... now I won't die of blood poisoning...

(I accidentally deleted one of my comments; i had woken up)

He kinda is... i've been temporally humanized... i feel so imbalance. D: wait, you need to set the bone first. or it wont heal...

I'm a forensic anthropologist. I work with skeletons. My whole life is pretty much bones. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT.

oh... SQUIRREL- but my canine personality still stays.

*points up* up in the tree. careful, dont strain youself. :Y *hit by a rock* Fu.ck that hurt! DX< *Looks around & stands up* Bring it...

*grabs your leg* That was the rock you threw onto a tree branch from earlier, the squirrel probably found it and threw it at you. NOW STOP MOVING, YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE.

Dont grab my leg, you're makin me blush...

*twitches somewhat*

Fu.ck... *takes knife out*... i wonder what Dublin's blood tastes like... DONT JUDGE ME. Anyway, *wraps gauze around arm* Fu.ck her man... FU.CK EVERYTHIN. XD *leaves* La-dee-doo-dee-da!

*wakes up, eyes almost completely clouded over and a very dark purple* ...f*ck you all. *grabs bow and shoots bird above*

f*ck everyone... *bird falls to ground, covered in blood*
...all such idiots... thinking I'm useless...

...I can't even mov- *shoots at the air* F*CK THE HUNGER GAMES!
*cannon shoots*

*walkin*.... *hears somethin*...O_O"' sh!t... theres a frickin wolf in front of me... *climbs tree* AGDGXXASDHJKLLRQV

*shoots at nothing again, knocking down a tracker jacker nest* Ohhh, sh!t...

...yup I'm totally f*cking dead... I can't w-but I can... hmm.
*stands up, ignoring the broken leg* Hm, hmm. Of course.

OH LORD IT- its the same wolf... *climbs down* hi there... Ah wait down leave me here! omfj idefk if i live... *walks with wolf* {this wolf looks similar...}

*flinches and limps as fast as possible away from the tracker jackers* ...nnnngh.... F*CK!

*sees Ludwig* sh!t... *follows Wolf* Its a cavern... OH CRA.P THEY'RE HERE! *runs into cavern* ... *lights match*

*looks at JD* What the hell are you doing, you little b*stard? Get away from me... *pulls out bow*

Good, they're go- Where did Wolf go? o_o oh there you are... *walk out* Hi. OMFJ DONT ATTACK THEM! D:

*shoots at Maggie, hitting her chest* F*CK OFF...

*runnin after wolf* JD! Wolf's after you! *trips* GAH! My ankle... *sees huge scrape* fu.ck. *puts gauze around it* Wolf, i need you...

*standing in the middle of the arena, eyes narrowed*
f*cking hell, it's like nothing effects that little bit- what?

Cra.p, its dark... my eyesight is adjusting... good. *sees Wolf* Wolf! Did JD die?

*coughs up blood and collapses* ...

*turns around* lud... *sees Dubby* that b!tch... Wolf, go after go. *smiles widely*

........nnnngh.....

*cannon shoots*

...

*hears cry* Wolf! *runs to Wolf*... I will k!ll her for you... *insane* with to.rtue... *laughs* but now, sleep Wolf...

....I can't... move...

((JD, Dublin took out Wolf Q-Q))

*runs out* HI SWEETIE! *laughs insanely* Dyin doesnt hurt at all! Quicker than anything! *sprints faster*

nnnghhh.. da.mn you all... *screeches again, louder this time*

DA.MN IT!! *muscles relax* da.mn it...

*Shoots arrow & stops*YOU FORGOT YOUR KNIFE *takes knife out and throws it* *puts guaze on wound*...

((omfg Captin Kitty's calling me a na.zi, the little racist b!tch ^^*))

*grabs knife*... I wonder what it tastes like *licks Knife* bitter, sad, cold, angry... LUD SHUT UP WITH UR YELLIN.

*screeches again* THEY'RE COMING!!
((f*cking love you guys btw))

*walks to lud & presses on pressure point* Get up. Dam.mit shes good. *mimmics howl* Lets see if they like that...

Obviously nobody likes me. No surprise there, I'm not the loveable type. Oh well... *slightly insane look* ^^

*runs to Lud*... Dude u gotta ride one of them... i ca- *Wolf jumps on me* Wolf! You're safe. Help Lud please!

*slightly bleeding* What? Who? Where? Was?!
((she only deleted Pad's comment, real mature))

OW.

*opens canister*
Hmm... Some medicine, a... not sure what the name of this is, and-CHERRIES! :D

I think the medicine might be paink!llers... oh, good...

Ohhhhhhh... you can ride wolf. He's pretty big. I'll ride dis big black animal hybrid... ima name you Zelda

Alrigh- *arrow flies into my back*

*takes arrow out quickly* it didnt go in too deep... *sits on Zelda* TOO HYRULE XD

*coughs blood all over the ground* sh!t... who the hell shot tha- *collapses*

((XD))

((QUIT K!LLING EVERYONE WE LOVE D'X))
*mumbling into my scarf* Prussia? Hidan? And Pad? Sh!t... that stupid song gets on my nerves- *starts singing Keine Lust*

((Fu.ck i deleted my comment))

GAAAACK-- *swallows hard*
...What happened between you two?... gack.

((GOOD F*CKING JOB. X'D))

HE TRIED TO FU.CKIN RA.PE ME

OH F*CK. HE DID?!
God.
...Berlin did when she was drunk. She succeeded... >///>''

...anyway... Mei, I'm gonna sleep... *stretches and closes eyes, cuddled in my scarf*

((other way as in...?! o-o))
*whispering in sleep* mutter, mutter... eine kleine kinder schrei... nicht dich, nein... nein...!!

-_- DAFAQ. *gets off Zelda and starts whistlin a tune* *dances* *stops* What. The. Fu.ck.

((yeah, so am I... I need to rest, and I'm probably not gonna be on much tomorrow, idk... sorry...))

Mutter.....!! *grabs at nothing and then curls into a ball, covering my eyes with my scarf*

((i need to do my book report))

p.s what is this SHI* is that a GIRL with a PONYTAIL ON TOP! :D LOL

gtfo this profile

shut up Sh!tty Kitty

I think mayonaka was right, it is a 40 year old man with a fetish for acting like a 7 year old
and that's f*cking creepy

*fail cartwheel* OMFJ IMA CRASH! *crashes* oww. *opens pack* WAFFLES YESSSSS. *starts fire* And theres nutella :D

NOOO I THREW THE BUTTER KNIFE D'X oh well. *somehow get nutella on waffle* -nomnomnom- yum

((I'M SORRY HEAVY PAINK!LLING DRUGS MAKE YOU WANT TO SLEEP....))
...gah... *eyes turn completely v!olet, and gets up* Ow... poor leg... I just need to k!ll everyone and I'll get better! But I'll probably die first...

((so am I... and 50 shades darker. da.mn you Maynard. :p))

*limps away, hearing Dublin yelling* The hell?

*comes up behind Denmark*
Ohhh, sh!t.

*limps quickly away and throws a knife at Denmark*
thank you, Dublin...

Omfj wats the com- *ducks* GET ON MY YARD XD nothin like p!ssin contestants off XD

OW *falls* what the- *breathin hard* wolf... *fuzzy* no... *takes Knife out wit ex.cru.ci.ta.ting pain* My will to die, IS NOT IN YOUR HANDS! *runs at Dublin & stabs her back*

*slowly limps behind JD and taps a tree behind him with a stick* nnngh...

*falls to knees & vom!ts/coughs blood* Idiot... my waffle gone to waste... *struggles to tree breathin hard* >_- oh lord help me...

*holds hand over mouth*
...I'm not squeamish over this kinda stuff, am I...? I work with rotting flesh and melted fat-blood stuff all the time... why am- *falls against tree* nope nope nope... o-o

*coughs more blood & vision blurs* Y-you i-idiot... *laughs weakly* you're n-not to k-ki-k!ll me... have y-you not h-heard of D-destiny? *takes knife out & tears fall* You haven't felt true pain. You've felt pain but not tor.tue nor death. *breathing hard & gets up* I could say you have no destiny... *runs into forest deeper* {wonder where the tracker...}

I've felt one of them... bu-DOES ANYONE HAVE A STICK BEFORE I START HAVING A SEIZURE.

*trips and falls* OW FU.CK BASEBALL. ELECTRONICA. BARRELS.

((really, this actuallyhappened)) ROCKS. *clutches back in back* my pack... *finds my pack* good, just as i left it.

*back in pain*

I can hear you, boy.
I'll probably end up k!lling myself, yeh. Or I'll DIE OF A SEIZURE... GIVE ME A F*CKING STICK.

*on ground bleedin* I SEE TRACKER JACKERS! *scoots off makin car noises ((im completely off my wonkers))

*grabs to arrows and climbs tree* SPIDERMEI! SPIDERMEI! 8D IIIJFGSAASDFFGHJADGJKLGSGDD

I needz to winz because if iz dun, i weel b kiked out of Akatsuki. ASDFGHJKL SQUIRREL

GIVE ME... A F*CKING STICK... YOU GODDA.MN B*STARD.

((IF I WAS USING MAGIC I WOULDN'T BE DYING OR HAVING A SEIZURE NOW WOULD I.))

*eyes widen and nearly falls* ...nopleasejust...

*collapses* ...nnnngghhhh...!!!

I WILL USE THE F*CKIN TRIFORCE ON YOU *starts singin Loz theme*
Wolf: ... {OMFT STOOOP}

((I'm laughing so f*cking hard at that for some reason))
*whimpers* .....

*twitches* STICK! STICK! I NEED THE STICK!!

I fu.ckin hate axes... AND U. *stephano voice* Idiots everywhere just like Pewdie. *throws sleeping poppy flower dust at Den* HA. OH GO- *den falls on me* OMFJ GET HIM OOOFFFF
Wolf: *muzzle paw*

owwwww-SQUIRREL
Wolf: {idiot}
*throws squirrel at Dub*

*starts twitching* nononono

IM NOT A IDIOT WOLF. im just humanized. Q-Q i wanna be spirit again.

*climbs down* ... *sees Lud on floor*... *pokes* HES STILL GOOD. :D

*bleeding from the mouth and fainted* ...

Course im insane-
Wolf: {SHUT UP}
WEE WOO NO WOLF. U STFU! *drools*

*rolls on back, groaning*
ALL I CAN TASTE IS BLOOD...

*gets up and taps JD's shoulder* Yo JD.

*spits blood into your eyes* THAT'S FOR NOT GIVING ME THE DA.MN STICK. I NEEDED IT SO I WOULDN'T BITE MY TONGUE, GENIUS.

What the hell would water do if I just had a f*cking SEIZURE?!

Oi... im still here... I dun wanna keel my friends... >:U maybe Dubby.

Please... I can bleed to death right now if I wanted, but I can control the bleeding...
yeah, it's that bad...
((I get rude when I'm hurt, didya know that? XD))

yeee, no mo deaths. *puts hand out* eh? e//w//e ((i blush to much... idefk why))

*blinks and walks over to you guys* So. Dubby's finally done with the blood, eh? Good. Although I'm not trustin ya. Who'd ya k!ll?

Oh, the Capitol's gonna go batsh!t insane. But who cares? Exactly. Nobody. They're just gonna try and k!ll us, and I'll somehow escape. Like always. *wipes away blood*

*spits out blood* Da.mn JD...

Can i be a spirit again!? i miss my status of as.sas.sin... telepathy & sh!t.

I'mma roll around with ya, Dub. So do I.

idegafs... *breaks Braclet* owo free... *sits in air* ewe yay.

Actually no I'm n-GAAACK.

GAAA-oh hey, dog.... :3
*random dog walks up and starts barking at Edgar*

*soothes doggeh*C'mere girl!
Wolf: *jelly*
DUN BE LIKE THAT BAKA.

That's not a girl, Mei...

...oh I FEEL STUPID! DX
Wolf: {CALM YOUR SELF}
NUUU HHHH---!

I didnt check o_o'
Wolf: {Ludski? wtf}
I know, it's weird... ASDFGHJKL IM SO FUC.KIN SHORT. EVEN PADBIS TALLER BUT YOUNGER THAN ME *cries*

The hell did you know Rich's nickname for me... whatever... Eh. You aren't that short... stop that crying or I'll stab you.

*whimpers and backs away* ....

Im S'2"' THATS SHORT FOR A I4 YEAR OLD. Pad's only l2 and are you S'6"'? i forgot.

Calm yo t!tties, woman. You aren't short. That's like saying I'm not tall. I'm 6'10. Almost. Veeerrrry close...
...yup. *takes out knife*

I AIN'T PUTTIN AWAY ANY KNIFE
*bites it* mmpf, mmmpf mmmph

//cough