Dear Whomever It May Concern,
I am writing to formally announce that I am, in fact, not KMS. I have zero (0) appointments with the Grim Reaper, and I am currently far too busy being iconic, drinking water, and minding my business.
Yes, life be lifin’… but so am I.
Please rest assured that any dramatic sighs, passive-aggressive playlist choices, or suspiciously poetic Instagram captions are purely for ✨aesthetic purposes✨ and not an actual cry for help.
In conclusion:
I live. I slay.
Dear Whomever It May Concern,
I am writing to formally announce that I am, in fact, not KMS. I have zero (0) appointments with the Grim Reaper, and I am currently far too busy being iconic, drinking water, and minding my business.
Yes, life be lifin’… but so am I.
Please rest assured that any dramatic sighs, passive-aggressive playlist choices, or suspiciously poetic Instagram captions are purely for ✨aesthetic purposes✨ and not an actual cry for help.
In conclusion:
I live. I slay.
