I am a special kind of person.
I am that person who rides the short bus.
I am that person who laughs in world history class.
I am that person you saw at Wal*Mart buying a watermelon at 5:00AM.
I am that person who eats an entire box of kraft mac'n cheese.
I am that person who decapitates zombies in left4dead2.
I am that person who overthinks things way too much.
Yes, I am a special kind of person.