Please read the following in a fancy British accent
Hello children, for I am critique, the all knowing being from beyond the stars. Jk I'm a mortal like you, but that doesn't mean I don't have godly powers. The power of TRUTH. The reason for me being here is because I feel on colors there are... 1 the haters, the people who think they are the greater power, even greater than I. 2 The Nice guys, the people who always say positive things because they don't want to hurt you. I'm here to end that! I will give my 100% honest opinion on your art, I will state its upsides and flaws. One rule about me is I will NEVER critique without your permission. Just add the tag #critiquemoiplz and I will make sure I do just so. I also follow back.
Remember!! #critiquemoiplz!!!!!!!